🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Mar 22

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish
7.1%
unlabeled group photo
6.5%
trucker cap / backwards baseball cap
3.4%
duck lips
7.3%
Instagram filters
4.5%
AI generated
10.3%
random dick pic
7.2%
emoji covering faces
4.8%
terribly backlit
4.1%
epic location
2.9%
blatant wealth signifiers
7%
obviously high/drunk
6.5%
insufficient clothing
4.5%
just a dog/cat
8.1%
all cleavage
5.5%
holding a firearm
10.4%
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Show thread✨pencilears✨Mar 22

@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"

They NEVER actually FISH!!!!

Show threadSaraMar 22

@pencilears @alice IDK I matched with a guy who was an actual fishing guide once

but I was like six inches taller than him and not Roman Catholic so it wasn't going to work, alas

Show thread✨pencilears✨Mar 22
@sarae @alice yeah, you need somebody who actively likes tall women, just not worth it otherwise.
Show threadWeird Socks
@pencilears @sarae @alice
OMG.
You all really want the fisher people?
I can't NOT meet fish heads in my line of work.
Even *I'* have caught a few.
Mar 22 at 7:08pmWeb
Show thread✨pencilears✨Mar 22
@ohmu @sarae @alice the situation is dire out there if you're looking for a person with any kind of hobby
Show threadclewMar 22

people who like the same kind of fishing should hang out yesno? Save friction with other people

I know someone whose second marriage, late in life, was happy while they could both go bass fishing all the time and be silent together. Then they got too frail to do that and everything fell apart.

@ohmu @pencilears @sarae @alice

Show threadWeird SocksMar 22

@clew
That's so sad! Oh no!

@pencilears @sarae @alice

Show threadSaraMar 22
@ohmu @clew @pencilears @alice we like different kinds of fishing but I'm learning to fly fish
Show threadWeird SocksMar 22

@sarae
That's love right there.

@clew @pencilears @alice

Show threadSaraMar 22
@ohmu @clew @pencilears @alice I mean when someone's like, would you like to fish the north fork of the Flathead, if you've got any sense you try to learn a new skill😆
Show threadWeird SocksMar 22

@sarae @clew @pencilears

That's .. very true. I'm jealous. Nice!🎣

Show threadSaraMar 22
@ohmu @pencilears @alice biologists are super weird and I would totally have been willing to consider reasonable offers, back in the day