Mastodawn

I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy.

	Warning: contents under pressure
	Danger: blasting zone
	If you can read this, you’re too damn close
	No gerbils
	Sanitized for your protection
	Other (put in comments)

Poll ends at Mar 25 at 3:22am.

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Mia

@drmaddkap draw a tic-tac-toe board with one move made. afterwards look (or get your wife to look) at whether the doctor made a move and record it somewhere. when time comes for your next colonoscopy, recreate the board and add a third move, etc.