Mastodawn

Mia

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trans lady doing her best

feel free to interact, say hi, or send pictures of your cats!

i do talk about a lot of sex-related topics on this account, so i won't accept follow requests from minors. i will CW such posts as necessary, so you should also not interact with those posts if you are a minor. thank you for understanding!

sina sona toki pona la o mu tawa mi!

pronouns	she/her
languages	english, toki pona
age	30

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Mia 10h ago

telling my wife I'm gonna pretend to not understand English to force her to learn toki pona

Mia 10h ago

I miss speaking toki pona in person

I need some Toronto toki pona friends

Mia 1d ago

if aleph one is so good, why is there no aleph two? checkmate set theorists

Mia 1d ago

I know that this take is far too late, but: every single person who writes about "swag gaps" has no sense of style

"look this relationship has such a swag gap" yeah but not in the direction you're talking about buddy

Mia 2d ago

glad to be out here fulfilling my true purpose: letting lesbians live their sluttiest lives

Mia Mar 16

Mario voice Lex-apro!

Mia Mar 10

lol

guy at at a sex club: "Are you one of those dungeon people?"
me: "heh, yes."
guy: "what do you enjoy?"
me: "I like beatings."
guy: "you're not a switch?"
me: "I mean, sometimes I enjoy bullying the people I love."
guy: "maybe you could bully me?"
me: "I gotta love you first, sweetie."

Mia Mar 10

there's a well-established pecking order in my household. I'm at the top, followed closely by my cat. Then there's all my wife's and my other partners and friends, and then solidly in last place is my wife.

for reference, everyone is happy with this arrangement

Mia Mar 9

wooow, nice mitochondria. your mother make them for you?

Mia Mar 8

There's nothing quite like going on a date with one of your partners, then having them hand you off to another partner so you can go on a second date