Jonathan SchofieldMar 22

Also in the last fortnight, the world’s privately-owned oil companies have made $5 billion in elevated profits.

So we might infer that the price of a tonne of carbon should be $1,000.

The EU has one of the highest carbon prices. It’s currently at about €68 ($79) per tonne, so at least 12x too low

#climateDiary https://mastodon.world/@davidho/116271391844076790

David Ho (@[email protected])

The US-Israel war on Iran has emitted 5 million tonnes of CO₂ₑ in its first 14 days. The world currently has 0.6 million tonnes of novel and permanent CO₂ removal (CDR) capacity annually. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/21/middle-east-iran-conflict-environment-climate

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Show threadJonathan SchofieldMar 22

…World oil production is split between state-owned and privately-owned companies.

About two thirds of production is from the state-owned sector.

So we can probably say with confidence that, in and of itself, nationalising oil companies will change nothing.

What we need instead is nothing less than a “cultural and spiritual transformation”:

https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/111504761671729949

Show threadJonathan SchofieldMar 22

…There is of course no way that an economy addicted to trillions of fossil fuel slaves is going to set a carbon price which negates that short term reward. The golden goose will not be killed via economic policy.

But it could be that losing human fertility is the gateway to radically detoxing our existence from plastic. Which could be the gateway to the cultural transformation needed

https://overcast.fm/+BTumWSHNFk

The Plastic Detox: Reducing Endocrine Disruptors for Better Fertility and Human Health with Shanna Swan & Sian Sutherland | RR 23 — The Great Simplification with Nate Hagens

The number of couples struggling to become pregnant due to unexplained infertility is growing at an alarming rate across the globe. Alongside this concerning rise is the growing awareness of how endocrine disrupting chemicals (EDCs) – particularly those found in plastics and personal care products – are negatively affecting our hormonal health and overall well-being. If we removed or reduced EDCs from the environments of couples struggling to conceive – dramatically reducing their exposure – is it possible their fertility would be improved? In this episode, Nate is joined by Dr. Shanna Swan, an award-winning scientist, and Sian Sutherland, a plastics expert, to discuss Shanna’s new Netflix documentary, titled The Plastic Detox, where she enacts a real-world ‘plastic intervention’ in the lives of six couples struggling with unexplained infertility – with the hope that they are able to get pregnant by the end of the study. Additionally, Sian shares the strategies her organization has been using to increase…

Show threadJonathan SchofieldMar 22

…It was a beautiful day in Southsea yesterday, so naturally people were out on the beach with food.

This morning the seafront was littered with food waste, food packaging and throwaway plates and cutlery. It’s clear that people had tried to do the right thing but the bins were overflowing and the foxes had had at it overnight.

The masterplanners of Southsea’s £150+ million defence-against-sea-level-rise-and-face-lift have failed to factor in just how much waste we now create…

Show threadJonathan Schofield

…and of course the majority of that waste is the one-time use of non-renewable fossil fuels in the form of plastic.

Plastic which is toxifying our food, our water and us.

And now fertility is declining, and a whole slew of other health risks are correlated.

Plastic *is* fossil hydrocarbons. Perhaps we might see more clearly that fossil fuels are killing us as we struggle to procreate

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https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/82074244?s=i&trkid=260108134&vlang=en&clip=82700428

Watch The Plastic Detox | Netflix Official Site

This eye-opening documentary follows six couples with unexplained infertility as they lower their exposure to plastics in hopes it helps them conceive.

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Show threadJonathan SchofieldMar 22

…One of the emerging artefacts of plastic and petrochemical toxification is smaller penis size.

And smaller penis size is correlated with shorter life span.

Though I guess there are outliars 😬

https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks/116267741313427931

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Show threadJonathan SchofieldMar 22

…The phallic nugget above is courtesy of Dr Shanna Swan, from the conversation with Sian Sutherland linked to in the embedded post.

Shanna and Sian are collaborating on their Plastic Free Babies campaign (launching May 2026).

Shanna is the driving force behind the Netflix documentary linked to two posts up

https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116271671906814669

Show threadDavid CulleyMar 22
@urlyman Millionaires will just pay for having their blood cleared from microplastics as, for example, Orlando Bloom did. Not that it would be effective.
Show threadJonathan SchofieldMar 22
@davidculley they will. Fuck ‘em. (Rhetorically not physically)
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShellMar 22

@urlyman

Not only us but the entire environment. The ocean is awash in plastic particles.

I hold out a little hope for the situation, though because everywhere in the ocean, and in the soil are microbes that metabolize hydrocarbons or can metabolize hydrocarbons.

Nature never long ignores an unutilized food source

Show threadJonathan SchofieldMar 22
@GhostOnTheHalfShell life will find a way. Without us
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShellMar 22

@urlyman

Certainly without the global economy. The great simplification has been given a substantial nudge thanks to Donald Trump of all things. I am glad to see Nate moving into a different phase now by having a series of talks about organizing to face both the challenge being shoved in our faces, but also the opportunity to get off the crazy choo-choo train.

Show threadJonathan SchofieldMar 22
@GhostOnTheHalfShell yes. Me too 🫡