I am neither a constant nor a variable, but a secret third thing.
@maxleibman
sounds like an imaginary number?

@maxleibman

Are you secretly a cat?

@PetraPhoenix That would explain my enduring popularity around here.
@maxleibman
Is the secret third thing the secret sauce, Max? Just wondering.

@maxleibman @LoganFive

irrational number-fluid with pronouns they/them

@maxleibman "Dave! DAVE. You've left a trailing error term lying around on the equations board again. How many times must I tell you to tidy these fuckers up. It thinks it's sentient Dave. You get a damp cloth and clean this board right now, do you hear me!"
@maxleibman so you are a macro without any effects?
@maxleibman an SGX enclave?!

"There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."

"Isn't that the wrong way?"

"Yeah, but faster."

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@maxleibman You are a bit flipped on non-ECC ram caused by cosmic rays.