I am neither a constant nor a variable, but a secret third thing.

@maxleibman

Are you secretly a cat?

@PetraPhoenix That would explain my enduring popularity around here.
@amiserabilist @maxleibman @PetraPhoenix Damn you nicked my joke! 😆

@MAJ1 @maxleibman

It was our conversation that made me think of it.

Schrödinger's bit.