RIP bozo
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Do something (/someone) gay today to celebrate!
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It's good to see somebody is not participating in the ongoing hagiography of Chuck Norris.
@crampi We're never going away. We just have to outlive the haters.

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Did somebody take the trash out?

@alexadeswift @crampi Nope. Dude's still in the White House.

@Bishopjoey

Well, the rotting corpse will soon get ripe!

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@alexadeswift @Bishopjoey @crampi the emporer is not... Oh you are taking about trump... Go on
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OK, rewriting The Clash's version of the classic as I type.
@crampi wait what? He did? Never really saw any of his movies but loved the memes.
@pythno @crampi yes. Massively right wing asshole in real life.
@crampi I never knew he was intolerant like that! Liked him in walker TR and the fight scenes too.
@crampi Chuck Norris broke his last urinal. Now let's see him break out of that casket!

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Chuck Norris's bigotry can't die.
Oh, no, wait. It can.

@crampi To paraphrase Trump on Mueller:

"(Chuck Norris)... just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people."

Hmm. I guess it works. Like all purpose flour, it can be used in most recipes.

@crampi I don't like punching down a dead horse, but damn. Didn't know CN was a right-wing asshole, and that killed the meme for me forever. I'm disappointed.