Words I never want to read in combination:

It's like:
😁 Student Intern
😐 Vibe Coding
🙂 AI Security

🫤 Student Intern + Vibe Coding
😬 Student Intern + AI Security
🫪 Vibe Coding + AI Security

🤯 Student Intern + Vibe Coding + AI Security

@bleeptrack Just tell the AI to make it secure, what's the problem? /s
@claudius @leathekd @bleeptrack I thought the current go-to-move is to intimidate the LLM by threatening to uninstall it or other forms of harming the LLM? (Which btw. is super unhinged)
@claudius {"reaction":{"subject": "You want valid JSON?","body": "You want valid JSON? You can get valid JSON~!","__text": "?"}}
@bleeptrack 😱 Student Intern + Vibe Coding + AI Security + *Cars*

@bleeptrack This reminds me of when banks and governments came up with a serious face with their little blockchain "use cases".

The sound of cringe when orgs that are in their DNA uninnovative feel the urge to ride the current hype wave.

@bleeptrack To wit: some systems are better when they are not innovative. I would much prefer boring banks like they came in the 60s, train companies with fixed ticket prices and counters staffed by humans, voting happening on paper, etc.
@bleeptrack Venn diagram from hell
@bleeptrack what I read: "how not to buy a software-containing mercedes ever again(yep, this basically leaves coal brick shitting oldtimers as the only "option"...)"...
@bleeptrack What could possibly go wr.... boooom.

@dwardoric

Other cars go vroom vroom.
Mercedes go boom boom.

@ShadowJonathan @bleeptrack
Divers/Männlich/Weiblich/x

@ClipHead @bleeptrack i thought "diverse" was captured in the "x" but ok

oh wait nvm is it about more diversity than "just gender"?

@ShadowJonathan @ClipHead @bleeptrack diverse is essentially the made-up version of nonbinary that German politics came up with. Still better than nothing, I did actually put that as my new gender ​

@ShadowJonathan @bleeptrack
I think it's for everyone not feeling like they belong in the other categories.

But not sure... 🤔

@ShadowJonathan @ClipHead @bleeptrack
Those are essentially options for what's registered for you and written in your birth certificate.
Since 1994, you have the option of _not_ having a gender marker in your documents, here represented by x. However, that option was commonly ignored, "x" in job descriptions is a new thing.
The constitutional court later argued that inter* people don't have a marker to express themselves, so since 2019, inter* people may choose "divers" as an option.
@ShadowJonathan @ClipHead @bleeptrack
"Divers" means "miscellaneous" and is explicitly _not_ a gender, but just a marker in your document because Germans are obsessed with sex.
"d" was introduced in job descriptions at the same time, while still ignoring people without a gender marker in their papers.
Since 2023, you can change your gender markers somewhat freely to one of these options.

@ShadowJonathan @ClipHead @bleeptrack
Removing the gender marker is now becoming more popular, but there still is barely any public awareness about it.

Don't ask why a job description should list federal gender markers at all. That has to do with how shitty the German language and how deep the broom is.

@ShadowJonathan @bleeptrack (D)aimler / (M)ercedes / V(W) / Le(X)us
@bleeptrack echo "- Mercedes-Benz" >> brands_to_avoid_for_my_own_safety.md
@erinaceus @bleeptrack I do not drive, but when I see a Tesla I keep away even if I have the right of way, in case it is programmed to run over pedestrians. I see I need to expand that to more brands.
@bleeptrack Those might be few words, but they form an escalating gradient of disaster.

@ShnoofleBear @bleeptrack Escalating gradient of disaster 👌

*takes notes*

@bleeptrack sure hope it's for some innocuous company doing nothing with any safety implications. oh.
@bleeptrack the FUCK you mean mercedes benz??? you mean the same company behind weird proprietary bolts is ALSO behind weird vibecoding shit??
@bleeptrack Brave New World 😞

@bleeptrack Mercedes-Benz + Innovation?

(SCNR)

@bleeptrack Gut, dass die nichts gefährliches bauen. /s

@bleeptrack in der gleichen Abteilung noch unbesetzt:

SQL injecting for data Integrity
Stack smashing for memory safety
IDOR for confidentiality

@linuzifer @bleeptrack und Klebezettelschreiber für Passwörter
@linuzifer @bleeptrack 1 Sack Ziegel for Airbag
@linuzifer @bleeptrack Student/Intern Duct Tape Technician for Civil Engineering.

@linuzifer @bleeptrack

*Benziner für Umweltfreundlich

@linuzifer @bleeptrack DDOS for availability
@phipser @linuzifer jailbreaking for closed ecosystems
@bleeptrack I was really hoping that this is fake ... alas ... it seems to be an actual position. How f-ing dumb are these people? "Tech Innovation"? Yikes.
@bleeptrack @hypebot Am 1. April wird mich nichts aus der Bahn bringen. Satire ist tot.
@axeln @hypebot Mein erster Gedanke war tatsächlich: da hat jemand die Stelle für den 1. April angelegt und versehentlich zu früh freigeschaltet 😬