@TheBreadmonkey as if enough stuff wasn't going wrong

aliens are at our waffles. fucks sake! 👽 🧇 🙄

@normjess @TheBreadmonkey
Maybe they're beaming the waffles DOWN.
Waffles were never invented by humans, they're a test sent by aliens to see how we react.

@Sarahw @TheBreadmonkey
now that you mention it, the criss-cross pattern does look a bit like a net
🥅

maybe its a really poor attempt to capture us 🔫👽

Killer Clowns from Outer Space flashbacks

@normjess
It's like a dream catcher, but for corporeal brings.
@Sarahw @TheBreadmonkey