@TheBreadmonkey

what a time to be alive

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@TheBreadmonkey

I'm just wondering if the waffles are teleported there to be eaten, or for the iconic examinations that all Flying Saucer abductees have reported. 😬

@beandev

All Waffles Are Abducted (AWAA)

@TheBreadmonkey as if enough stuff wasn't going wrong

aliens are at our waffles. fucks sake! πŸ‘½ πŸ§‡ πŸ™„

@normjess @TheBreadmonkey
Maybe they're beaming the waffles DOWN.
Waffles were never invented by humans, they're a test sent by aliens to see how we react.

@Sarahw @TheBreadmonkey
now that you mention it, the criss-cross pattern does look a bit like a net
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maybe its a really poor attempt to capture us πŸ”«πŸ‘½

Killer Clowns from Outer Space flashbacks

@normjess
It's like a dream catcher, but for corporeal brings.
@Sarahw @TheBreadmonkey
@TheBreadmonkey You would think they’d want our pancakes based on the shape of their ship.
@TheBreadmonkey that’s a tractor beam not an Einstein Rosen bridge
@TheBreadmonkey I really wish I could find it online somewhere but back in the 80s/90s of trash tabloid papers in the UK. I remember a front page headline of something along the lines of Aliens turned my husband into a fish finger. So serving him with waffles? πŸ€£πŸ’–
@Nikkiunleashed @TheBreadmonkey It will likely have been the Sunday Sport.