#Guardian, #NewYorkTimes, there is no “premium app” of yours you can get me to use since the phrase actually means “walled garden in which I am #DMCa-prohibited from reverse engineering to block ads”. Give me HTML, or a pay-walled personally-tracked #RSS feed if you must, but don't lie to hide the fact that you would love to sell me shoes, watches, and skincare products in my bedroom if you could get away with it.