Soldier of FORTRAN 
How did I not know that the GOP had teleportation capabilities to select waffle houses?
Is it science based or like satanic in nature? Either way, huge advancement in travel.
Orb 2069It's because he was going to become the head of FEMA - being appointed to the position creates a link that transcends Space and time : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
@Orb2069 ah, yeah, that makes sense. How else can you get in to towns where the only thing left standing is the waffle house?
Wish they would share this breakthrough though
@mainframed767
It's a two-way bond, unfortunately - being exposed to the chaos and tumult of _every_ Waffle House Friday night at once takes it's toll...
It's a two-way bond, unfortunately - being exposed to the chaos and tumult of _every_ Waffle House Friday night at once takes it's toll...
@Orb2069 this sounds like an amazing dnd campaign
@mainframed767
'wafflemancer' does sound like a fairly restricted class.
'wafflemancer' does sound like a fairly restricted class.