Mastodawn

@xyla Oooohhh! Daring!!!!

Rich Holmes 2d ago

@xyla I just minutes ago opened an IKEA box whose seams were festooned with "no knives" icons. So I gnawed the tape apart with my teeth.

I absolutely positively did not use my Swiss Army Knife, and you can't prove I did.

@doctroid @xyla And I assume you also wouldn't have licked the seam to create fake DNA evidence of your gnawrly technique?

Targea Caramar 🇨🇴2d ago

@xyla Do not blade, use to open

Patrick H. Lauke 2d ago

@xyla some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill...

Arapalla 2d ago

Frost!!!!!!

Nathan A. Stine 2d ago

@xyla oh don't do that!!!

Tom Taylor of Greystoke legend 1d ago

@xyla 😂😂😂👍

@xyla Such a rule breaker. I would follow the rules and just use a knife.

Virgil Tibbs 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🇬🇱1d ago

@xyla tollkühn !

TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀1d ago

@xyla 😂👍

ArchiveScribe 1d ago

@xyla Nooooo! That’s Wesley Snipes abuse!

it's B! Cavello 🐝1d ago

@xyla DO NOT

Queen L’Antifa 1d ago

@xyla “Did NOT know who it was fuckin’ with.”

Arkadiusz Wieczorek 1d ago

@xyla I've got the DVD disc with that movie!

xyla!! 🐀1d ago

@arek dvdeez nuts lmao

@xyla ancient lore!

Clu | #RipNatenom 🕯1d ago

„Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill!“ 🤭
Need to rewatch the first and second movie again. *Love* Blade 🗡️
@xyla

this is so friggin tuff dude