Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.

FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4x

@jwz having visited a Waffle House for the first time in 15 years last week I can tell you that most of the patrons did not know how they got there either.
@cetan @jwz I was gonna say, blacking out and winding up at Waffle House sounds like an average Friday night for some people.
@theorangetheme @cetan @jwz I suspect that ample quantities of cheap whiskey is a critical ingredient in all of these sudden teleportation events.
@xenotrope @cetan @jwz Ah yes, the theoretical Einstein-Rosen-Hegseth bridge.