Mastodawn

Who among us has not been suddenly teleported from whatever public park or back alley they blacked out in to a Waffle House.

"Sometimes, when I close my eyes and then open them, I'M IN THE FUTURE!"
"That's called sleeping, Max!"
#MST3k

indeed. pretty sure the sequence is

concert -> after party -> bar -> sketchy bar -> 24 hour package store -> park -> <something happened, no memory> -> waffle house

or so i'm told...

@mhoye one time I teleported from an office party to my apartment along with a full case of water bottles

I later learned that my coworkers Kinda and Dave did me a solid and rolled me up the stairs that night. thanks Kinda and Dave. 🫣

@mhoye
Teleportation. Or alcoholic blackouts.

@mhoye It does sound like Sunday afternoon when you've been drunk since Friday night