Who among us has not been suddenly teleported from whatever public park or back alley they blacked out in to a Waffle House.

https://mastodon.social/@weatherwest/116264097377614983

@mhoye one time I teleported from an office party to my apartment along with a full case of water bottles

I later learned that my coworkers Kinda and Dave did me a solid and rolled me up the stairs that night. thanks Kinda and Dave. 🫣