Earlier today, I was asked to comment on the current state of disaster preparedness in the United States.

That was already a fraught question, even prior present chaos, but then I saw today's headlines. 🫠

"Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House"

@weatherwest

how drunk was he when this happened???

🤣

@peachfront @weatherwest His car - with him inside - teleported to a ditch? Surely alcohol had nothing to do with it!