Elizabeth Ayer4d ago

I'm a proud Marshmallow Test Failer now.

Under current levels of chaos, should I really trust your marshmallow inventory predictions? Your choice of me to receive potentially scarce marshmallows? Your enthusiasm to subsidize the corn syrup industry?

It's not personal. But I'd like the marshmallow, please.

Show threadTristan Colgate-McFarlane4d ago
@elizayer I have a marshmallow subscription services id like to offer you (no need to read the T&C's,). First puffy pillow of delight us free!
Show threadElizabeth Ayer4d ago

@tmcfarlane ohhh I love it!!! Or even marshmallow-training-program.com , where subscribe to get one marshmallow this month or two next month or three the following month or... Build your marshmallow resistance capacity!

(And then as soon as someone asks for their marshmallows, the company folds.)

Show threadTristan Colgate-McFarlane4d ago
@elizayer great ideas, but we're pivoting to a mallow oriented prediction market for the pre-adult audience.
Show threadElizabeth Ayer
@tmcfarlane I'll just hang tight. I know you'll get to full marshmallow-based visceral surveillance technologies soon.
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