I have an email from my collaborator saying he just re-ran the CRASH Clock code, and we are now under 3 days for the first time ever! Good work on bringing us that much closer to Kessler Syndrome, everybody. Special congrats to SpaceX on that one. Hope you take full credit when it starts!
https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/ (Website hasn't been updated yet, but here's info on what the CRASH Clock tells us about how close we are to Kessler Syndrome)
I'm not a scientist, but I think I've got this right:
A) data centres guzzle large amounts of drinking water
B) large amounts of water are not easily available in earth orbit
C) the large amounts of water are used for cooling
D) space is a vacuum, insulating data centres from radiating heat, and keeping them warm as toast, which is a bad thing for computers