Anyone have a screwdriver? I think this guy may have some screws loose.

"...A senior Federal Emergency Management Agency official with a history of violent rhetoric and promoting conspiracy theories says he once teleported to a Waffle House 50 miles away..."

https://www.alternet.org/gregg-phillips/

#FEMA #teleportation

Trump official says he teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House

Alternet.org
@ai6yr FEMA, huh? Looking forward to the new CERT training module on teleportation.
@technodad @ai6yr
Ugh, the props we will have to build for that 🫩

@MsMerope @technodad

Hmm..

"Step onto this disc and we'll toggle this electronic doodad! Instant teleportation across the room! Ignore the chloroform on a cloth and the wheelbarrow!"