Anyone have a screwdriver? I think this guy may have some screws loose.

"...A senior Federal Emergency Management Agency official with a history of violent rhetoric and promoting conspiracy theories says he once teleported to a Waffle House 50 miles away..."

https://www.alternet.org/gregg-phillips/

#FEMA #teleportation

Trump official says he teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House

Alternet.org
@ai6yr He had to come up with a story, and stick to it. No way he could tell his fundy friends and relatives he was black-out drunk. This seems to be what he came up with as a "reasonable" story... At least that's my guess.