Andrea Junker 
Happy 20th to Barron! Finally old enough to actually experience the “military strength” his father loves to talk about. I’m sure he’ll be the first Trump to lace up the boots for his country, right?
Mar 20 at 5:01pmWeb
Show threadCrowjane2d ago

@Strandjunker

Melania still laces his boots for him, he can’t enlist without her.

Show threadJenkins. Tom Jenkins. 🤮🤢🤮2d ago
@Strandjunker totally right
Show threadBrian Nicar2d ago
@Strandjunker Only if the pussy makes it out of bootcamp. The Air Force is the easiest, so he should probably start there...
Show threadMx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of Pnictogen2d ago
@Strandjunker somewhere a monkey's paw curls up a digit, and Barron Trump is awarded a general's commission by his daddy's administration
Show threadDrBones2d ago
@Strandjunker Are Bone Spurs hereditary?
Show threadScary Austin2d ago
@Strandjunker
As I recall, Barron's uncle Fred Trump Jr served in the Air National Guard and then worked as a commercial pilot. He was very much the black sheep of the family for wanting to serve his country and hold a real job. The poor man deserved much better than he got.
Show threadJeffandthekid2d ago
@MaryAustinBooks @Strandjunker A Trump is a dump.
Show threadanubis28143h ago
@MaryAustinBooks @Strandjunker Yeah Trump figured out how to steal all his inheritance because of it and cut his medical care. Mary Trump has had to deal with his crap for way too long
Show threadD. G. Marshall2d ago

@Strandjunker

The first excuse has already been floated.

In order to fit into military equipment, a soldier must not be taller than 6 foot 8.

Barron is 6 foot 9.

Show threadmbpaz13h ago
@davidtheeviloverlord @Strandjunker if he is unfit for the army, tall people are appreciated in other industries very dear to daddy. A couple of shifts as an apprentice at an oil field in Saudi would be a start.
Show threadcslinuxboy2d ago
@Strandjunker LMFAO!!!!!