Anyone have a screwdriver? I think this guy may have some screws loose.

"...A senior Federal Emergency Management Agency official with a history of violent rhetoric and promoting conspiracy theories says he once teleported to a Waffle House 50 miles away..."

https://www.alternet.org/gregg-phillips/

#FEMA #teleportation

Trump official says he teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House

Alternet.org
@ai6yr it's nice that the guy in charge of emergency responses is so level headed because if that Chinese Army massing in Mexico arrives you're all going to need that kind of leadership. :(
@naturepunk @ai6yr Hey Google, how do I explain to myself that I drove to a Waffle House 50 miles away while black out drunk?