I suggest we each conserve oil by staying in bed all weekend.
None of these are better ideas than staying in bed.
Right, so petchem is not pronounced “petch-em” and feedstocks are nothing to do with feeding animals. I am not sure this advice is aimed at me.
@Nickiquote I am so cautious with my petchem feedstocks I don’t have any. Can I get my free petrol now, please?
@Nickiquote *squints at the alternative cooking methods one* sure, I can eat holey pancakes off my... (squints again* Mac Mini?
@alicemcalicepants @Nickiquote that makes more sense. I was confused because eating vinyl records also requires oil.
@blueorangeblue @alicemcalicepants you're both wrong, that's clearly an IoT button from IKEA, the alternative cooking method is ordering takeout food. For sure! 😜 @Nickiquote
@Nickiquote surely "don't start a war where there's lots of oil and a maritime chokepoint" should be here somewhere?

RE: https://mastodon.art/@weirdsatellite/116266780715757880

Always a great source for project or domain names 🙂🖖

@Nickiquote do we get an allocation of oil for frying things to eat in bed?
@bobthomson70 Yes, but we recommend making the most out of the cooking oil by not cleaning the pan between meals.
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Ridiculous. Do you have any idea of the amount of baby oil I go through when we do that?
@jamesb Those poor babies.
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I find they're hard to swallow without lubrication.
@Nickiquote I'm doing my bit by using my air fryer; no deep-fried chips for me!
@Nickiquote letting our hair get so greasy, yesyes
@Nickiquote or all week/month until the wars are over?