Mastodawn

Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...

God, I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid ‘jokes’ will too.

Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate

I’m imagining he’s in an isekai rn

Has jokes about being unkillable

Dies

Chick Norris didn’t die, he was too much for this world

Yeah, that’s what all dead people say

You talk to dead people?

Only when I forget my meds

Chuck Norris isn’t waiting at the pearly gates to be judged, the pearly gates were waiting to be judged by him