rosco385Mar 20

Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...

https://lemmy.wtf/post/39722666

Show threadPasserby6497
God, I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid ‘jokes’ will too.
Mar 20 at 12:24pmWeb
Show threadDeadDiggerMar 20
Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
Show threadShinkanTrainMar 20
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
Show threadPasserby6497Mar 20
They’re not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread
Show threadAA5BMar 20
Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate
Show threadOodlenoodlenooMar 20
I’m imagining he’s in an isekai rn
Show threadPasserby6497Mar 20

Has jokes about being unkillable

Dies

Show threadAA5BMar 20
Chick Norris didn’t die, he was too much for this world
Show threadPasserby6497Mar 20
Yeah, that’s what all dead people say
Show threadgrey_maniacMar 20
You talk to dead people?
Show threadPasserby6497Mar 20
Only when I forget my meds
Show threadAA5BMar 20
Chuck Norris isn’t waiting at the pearly gates to be judged, the pearly gates were waiting to be judged by him
Show threadthisisbutanameMar 20
Well, he did
Show threadBlameTheAntifaMar 20
About that.
Chuck Norris, action hero and star of 'Walker, Texas Ranger,' dies at 86

Chuck Norris, the square-jawed martial artist and Hollywood action hero who became a symbol of rugged American masculinity as star of the CBS series “Walker, Texas Ranger” and later as a popular internet meme, has died, his family announced Friday

NBC News
Show threadPasserby6497Mar 20

Lol, not even sorry.

Rot in piss chuckles.

Show threadstarman2112Mar 20
Quick quick mention Donald Trump
Show threadPasserby6497Mar 20
Honestly, yeah Trump another one I’d love to see die, because it won’t be long before the outhouse opens and he gets the respect he deserves.
Show threadWorldsDumbestManMar 20

Yeah, about that…

…sorry, I lied.