Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...

https://lemmy.wtf/post/39722666

God, I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid ‘jokes’ will too.
Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
They’re not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread
Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate
I’m imagining he’s in an isekai rn

Has jokes about being unkillable

Dies

Chick Norris didn’t die, he was too much for this world
Yeah, that’s what all dead people say
You talk to dead people?
Only when I forget my meds
Chuck Norris isn’t waiting at the pearly gates to be judged, the pearly gates were waiting to be judged by him
Chuck Norris, action hero and star of 'Walker, Texas Ranger,' dies at 86

Chuck Norris, the square-jawed martial artist and Hollywood action hero who became a symbol of rugged American masculinity as star of the CBS series “Walker, Texas Ranger” and later as a popular internet meme, has died, his family announced Friday

NBC News

Lol, not even sorry.

Rot in piss chuckles.

Quick quick mention Donald Trump
Honestly, yeah Trump another one I’d love to see die, because it won’t be long before the outhouse opens and he gets the respect he deserves.

Yeah, about that…

…sorry, I lied.