rosco385Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...
Hellfire103Chuck Norris doesn’t suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
🏴☠️𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔰🏴☠️Is the hospital okay?
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
Chuck Norris isn’t a harbinger of the apocalypse, he is the apocalypse.
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
Yea I’m with ya on this. Fuck Chuck, he’s a cunt.
Chuck a cunt, he’s fuck.
starman2112Fuck Chunt, he’s a badger
That’s part of the reason we’re making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.
TrackinDaKrakenI upvoted all of these comments.
100%!
his whole persona is a being a " conservative Texan" cant get anymore obvious than that
There’s flirting with death and then there’s just teasing it.
…and finds out she’s black…
Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can’t fuck up any longer.
Wait drop the tea about Clapton killing a child
His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.
I’m going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn’t seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn’t have a window in it.
bcgm3I was under the same initial impression as you, but this version doesn’t sound that much less negligent. How are you gonna have your baby in a house with an unobstructed opening to the street 500+ feet below?
Let’s not forget Van Morrison in this discussion!
Wow, he went from goofy to full on nuts. But for every Van Morrison there’s also a Neil Young, or that’s what I choose to believe anyway.
Just learned about his shittiness earlier today. Sucks as a huge sandman fan. I’ve learned to not look into ANY artist if I want to continue enjoying their works.
LOL, that’s Neil Gaiman, the author. The only controversy with Neil Young, the singer, that I’m aware of was him taking his music off of Spotify because of Rogan, but that only lasted 2 years.
I didn’t even realize they said Neil young until just now. That dude’s a real one.
Looks like the medical emergency had a Chuck Norris in the end.
Yeah right, the only way he’s going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen
agamemnonymousThat fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives
But eventually the champion would stand, the rest would see their better: Mister Rogers
You bet. It would be the ultimate showdown of ultimate history!
He dead
Oh fuck
1984
SirBucksworthYou mean the hospital has been rushed to Chuck Norris
God, I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid ‘jokes’ will too.
Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
They’re not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread
I’m imagining he’s in an isekai rn
Has jokes about being unkillable
Dies
Yeah, that’s what all dead people say
You talk to dead people?
Only when I forget my meds
Well, he did
Chuck Norris, action hero and star of 'Walker, Texas Ranger,' dies at 86
Chuck Norris, the square-jawed martial artist and Hollywood action hero who became a symbol of rugged American masculinity as star of the CBS series “Walker, Texas Ranger” and later as a popular internet meme, has died, his family announced Friday
Lol, not even sorry.
Rot in piss chuckles.
Quick quick mention Donald Trump