If your mind was a house, how would it be described?
fixer upper
15.3%
cozy charmer
10.1%
haunted cottage
43.1%
dilapidated wreck
31.5%
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@Edmonds_Scanner Definitely "dilapidated wreck", but if I could just get the bank to extend my credit, I bet I could work it back to "haunted cottage" & sell for a profit!

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Airbnb rented out to ADHD demons most of the time.

@Edmonds_Scanner If my mind were a house it would use proper subjunctive.
Hmmm. I think it would be a well constructed building with lots of clutter ... LOL like my actual house.
@Edmonds_Scanner @geonz cluttered memories and keepsakes, my brain (and home) is a hobbit hole.

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You didn’t have baba yaga as an option, but “haunted cottage” is close enough.

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That house that has chicken legs that runs from danger.

@Edmonds_Scanner haunted dilapidated wreck of a cottage, I suspect.
@Edmonds_Scanner Haunted cottage that needs a bit of work.
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"house of the long shadows" but it's my brain

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Cozy charmer, safe, sturdily built, carefully renovated by owner

@Edmonds_Scanner I have to submit a fifth option: Dream House. Not the Barbie type, although that is sometimes a possibility. No, the sort of house you have in a dream where nothing make physical sense, doors go places they shouldn't, the outside is sometimes inside and it's all absolutely bonkers and yet, somehow, it all works and makes total sense. Nothing is ever where you expect to find it either.

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X - Frank Lloyd Wright Knock-Off

@Edmonds_Scanner meow wolf's house of Eternal return, Sante Fe
@Edmonds_Scanner Mine is a library repurposed from the abandoned temple of chaos.