The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran.

B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

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Well, they had to do *something* with them.

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They should drop off leaflets from her "modeling career"

@theicarian the movie that puts the "hag" in "hagiography".

The B-52s, on the other hand, are a fine band and don't deserve to have their reputations sullied in this manner.

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And here was me thinking they were going to get cyber trucks.

@theicarian I so needed that post. I came here to avoid the depressing stuff, and that made me laugh!
@theicarian That's an war crime
@theicarian terror in the streets.
@theicarian That's against the Geneva Conventions.