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Simon St.Laurent 3d ago

Low Quality Facts

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Scallion Crochet Kit. They look delicious. Everyone loves scallions. That is all. You can go back to looking at all the other depressing content now.
https://collabs.shop/74voyr

Low Quality Facts 3d ago

I am going to crochet scallions and post a picture of them every day until they're perfect.

Glitzersachen 3d ago

@lowqualityfacts

Hey! I thought I'd be subscribing to low quality *facts* only. Not low quality crocheting.

Paul McO'Smith III 3d ago

@glitzersachen @lowqualityfacts don't be so crochety !!!

@lowqualityfacts I get that reference.

@Dalton @lowqualityfacts

What reference?

https://web.archive.org/web/20210417112348/http://www.leekspin.com/

LEEKSPIN DOT COM

FJ Brodie 3d ago

@lowqualityfacts if they say words to a beat, would that make them rapscallions?

(I'll show myself out)

@FibroJedi @lowqualityfacts depends, are the words lyrics from Loituma's Ievan polkka?

https://web.archive.org/web/20210417112348/http://www.leekspin.com/

LEEKSPIN DOT COM

Rand al'Thor 🏳‍🌈

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts It is edible right?

Chris Hessert 3d ago

@lowqualityfacts

If you could hide a pen in there, that'd be great.

@lowqualityfacts most folks call them green onions, but they’re really scallions. IYKYK.

@stevewa @lowqualityfacts
Just a stab in the dark, eh. While working a 4096325-dash-096704?

@stevewa @lowqualityfacts

...didn't I pick you up three years ago on a 1492 for not believing in Columbus?

scrottie (he/him/them)3d ago

@lowqualityfacts The merch is surprising good considering the quality of the facts...

scrottie (he/him/them)3d ago

@lowqualityfacts when I try to like it, I get a 403 Action not allowed from bsd.network. We're running like Mastodon 2 still. idk. synthetic like?

You waited just in time for the miku expo tickets to sell out did you?

Mark Dominus 3d ago

@lowqualityfacts This little felt person is named Megan.

Megan thee Scallion

C++ Wage Slave 3d ago

@lowqualityfacts

TIL what Americans call spring onions.