I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Scallion Crochet Kit. They look delicious. Everyone loves scallions. That is all. You can go back to looking at all the other depressing content now.
https://collabs.shop/74voyr
@lowqualityfacts most folks call them green onions, but they’re really scallions. IYKYK.
@stevewa @lowqualityfacts
Just a stab in the dark, eh. While working a 4096325-dash-096704?

@stevewa @lowqualityfacts

...didn't I pick you up three years ago on a 1492 for not believing in Columbus?