AI6YR Ben5d ago
Can't pass a "I'm not a robot" CAPTCHA to save my life the last week. 🤔 #captcha
Show threadAI6YR Ben5d ago

It is a bicycle or an airplane?
Click on the buses, it's a shame
Sorry buddy you're not real
The AI could do it better I feel
Highway overpass, click it now
Sorry, wrong, I don't know how
Click on all the squares with cars
With robots like you we'll never reach mars
Sorry, man, we can't let you through
We think you're a robot, too
Is a bicycle a motor bike?
It seem the CAPTCHA thinks so, PSYCHE!
Anyway, we're not going to let you through
No matter how much robot clicking you do

#captcha #poem (human)

Show threadDan Ports
@ai6yr the CAPTCHA that infuriates me the most is the one on the car service I use, where I have to click on all the squares with cars to help train a computer to drive a car in order to convince a computer that I am human so it will let me ask a human to drive me to the airport in their car
Mar 19 at 8:46pmWeb
Show threadNazo5d ago

@dan @ai6yr The best ones are the ones that use """AI""" generated images and you can't tell what that weird warped thing is supposed to be so you really don't know if you should click on that square or not.

Oops. You should have clicked on it. The waffle actually was indeed a car. The fact you couldn't tell proves you're a bot.

Show threadJosh5d ago

@nazokiyoubinbou
I think this is what happened maybe six months ago on... I want to say Discord? When a bunch of poeple couldn't sign in due to completely unreal bizarre images warped and twisted along multiple axes.

@dan @ai6yr

Show threadNazo5d ago

@josh @dan @ai6yr 😆 I didn't see that one myself, but I absolutely 100% believe it!

(This may have been just past when I deleted my Discord account I suppose?)

Show threadLando5d ago
@josh @nazokiyoubinbou @dan @ai6yr it would be hilarious if they used these inscrutable captchas to gate those bot only social networks
Show threadNazo5d ago
@Lando @ai6yr @dan @josh If someone wanted to put an external bot on there, they would just seed the bots with login tokens. Assuming there isn't some access API (which would bypass any captchas anyway) that makes it unnecessary to even do that.
Show threadJosh5d ago
@dan Nah man airports are a scam they're just an invention of Big Train to get you to AmTrak more @ai6yr
Show thread2xfo5d ago
@dan @ai6yr
It is funny that they use the data from these things to train the computers that these things are supposed to be determining aren't using their service
Show threadDan Ports5d ago
@RnDanger @ai6yr it is also more than a bit distressing that I am being asked to simultaneously believe that the ability to identify a crosswalk is the one thing that distinguishes me from a computer, and also that it's totally okay that we've released hundreds (thousands?) of self-driving cars into the city that my parents live in
Show threadAI6YR Ben5d ago
@dan @RnDanger 😬
Show threadJohn-Mark Gurney5d ago
@RnDanger
It's also funny that they reject a human's identification because the robot (system) thinks it knows what it is better than a human.
@dan @ai6yr