I wear a shirt and tie every morning so the neighbours think I have a nice cosy office job. I park down a country lane and change into jeans and t-shirt for my call centre gig, like the vain twat I am. But at least I know I'm a twat.
@fesshole Wear the shirt and tie to work and they might make you the boss
@Moray @fesshole exactly the thought I was having. Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. Just don't be an a-hole about it.