You have $599, what are you buying?

256GB iPhone 17e
256GB MacBook Neo
11-inch, 128GB M4 iPad Air
256GB M4 Mac mini
or
31 Apple Polishing Cloths

@BasicAppleGuy take one down, pass it around, 30 Apple Polishing Cloths
@BasicAppleGuy Tough call deciding between the 17e or Neo.
@BasicAppleGuy Trying to step down from most of my Pro products and not be an elitist, but out of that list, it’s the Polishing Cloths.
@BasicAppleGuy AirPods Max 2... and a pair of Apple Polishing Cloths.
@BasicAppleGuy Go into debt to get 32 polishing cloths.
@BasicAppleGuy I really hope that your tweets aren being displayed on some video display inside of the Apple Park 😂
@BasicAppleGuy @Ragashingo You can never polish too much.
@BasicAppleGuy Interesting: there is no Apple Watch for exactly 599. Aluminium GPT + Cellular 46mm with Milanese Loop costs $579...
@BasicAppleGuy Mac Pro wheels on sale.
@BasicAppleGuy Assuming it’s US$ I’d be going to the exchange and buying euro. 🤪
@BasicAppleGuy I have a mini so I'd go for a neo. :)