This is actually really interesting. When I was young and stupid I decided to walk from Brighton to Hastings (about 13 hours). And what struck me at the time was that you simply couldn't walk the coast, which I thought was a bit weird. Now I'm old and stupid I'd like to do this whole route. I bet there are people planning to walk/run it.

World's longest coastal path opens in England to the public

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0dxexdd8xo

World's longest coastal path opens in England to the public

The King Charles coastal path will allow walkers right of access to the entire coast for the first time.

BBC News

@TheBreadmonkey Oh man, I'd love to walk that!

Last year my friend dribbled a football from Western Australia to Sydney in 60 days, which was pretty damn cool. I love long endurance challenges!

@TheBreadmonkey this is so cool. Well done to everyone who worked on it.
@TheBreadmonkey Ah I forsee Mr Bingo doing this. He does chunks of coastal footpaths quite a bit.
@TheBreadmonkey I'd have to do it in stages...using my wheely walker for stability, and to carry water and bananas..

@Tooden

Or..... now hear me out..... skateboard?

@TheBreadmonkey Maybe one I can lie down on at rest stops?

@Tooden

Great downhill. Wheeeeeeeeee!

@TheBreadmonkey @Tooden That would take some careful planning, else you’d get to Norfolk and find that A&E is open on alternate Tuesdays.
@TheBreadmonkey this is cool. I totally want to do this!
@TheBreadmonkey Not the new coastal path, obv, but my friend Elise did just that and wrote a successful book about it a few years ago: https://www.elisedowning.com/books
Books β€” ELISE DOWNING

Books by author Elise Downing, including Coasting:Running Around the Coast of Britain – Life, Love and (Very) Loose Plans

ELISE DOWNING

@TheBreadmonkey

I would love to do that, but I can only currently walk for 20 minutes at a time so it might take me a little while.

@TheBreadmonkey Go for it. We all know how much you love running.

@KaraLG84

Imagine how positive I would be after that. I'd probably be able to fix the world.

@TheBreadmonkey Ben the president of the world.

@KaraLG84

So tempted to delete previous chat so it looks like you just said this unprompted

@TheBreadmonkey @KaraLG84 You would be so positive, you'd be losing electrons everywhere! 😁
@TheBreadmonkey Definitely on my bucket list of walks.
@TheBreadmonkey just wish they hadn't named it after a member of the royal family , wtaf!!
@Robbins @TheBreadmonkey They could have called it the King Harold route, since it ends at Hastings.

@AbramKedge @Robbins @TheBreadmonkey

Free stick in the eye as a sort of pilgrim badge if you make it that far.

@TheBreadmonkey Calm down Raynor Winn…
@arratoon @TheBreadmonkey you beat me to it. I was trying to think of something witty to say, along those lines. Good work.
@ropatrick @TheBreadmonkey I LOVED the Salt Path drama. To see a grifter actually exposed was marvellous.

@TheBreadmonkey When I was younger and stupid, my girlfriend at the time and I decided to walk from Scarborough to Robin Hood's Bay, because it's less than an inch on the map. We set off at 12 and got there for 9pm. We should have taken water with us and hayfeaver tablets because, surprisingly, there's sweet FA on the way. And it's all up and down all the time.

Not doing that again but I wish you the best of luck.

@TheBreadmonkey

Ah, I remember being young and stupid.

@TheBreadmonkey When you do, I hope you'll share photos of your journey with the Fediverse :)

Those things seen from ones chosen path are new and exciting both grand and everyday to those that haven't taken that same path.

@TheBreadmonkey

Alas it sounds like this is not also a cycle path

@celesteh

Yes! An excuse to break out one of my favourite jokes....

Two bits of black tarmac go into a pub. They order drinks at the bar and look around for a space to sit. The pub's full but there's a table free in the corner next to another table that a bit of red tarmac is sitting at.

"There's a table free over there" says one bit of black tarmac to the other.

"I'm not sitting over there!... that guy's a cyclepath!"

@TheBreadmonkey Good - but definitely needs a name change, away from the guy that exploits all the coastline....
@TheBreadmonkey oh, wasn't it great when we had too much time and not enough to do?
@TheBreadmonkey
The 2,689 miles long trip is hard ... but the 'going back to get your car' is a killer.
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@TheBreadmonkey I can't work out what this announcement actually is.

Parts of the path have been there for decades, or for all I know centuries, under other names. So we're not celebrating the beginning of the project. And the article says it's not all open yet. So we're not celebrating the end of the project.

So what exactly is being celebrated just right now?

@TheBreadmonkey @RalphBassfeld I'd like to do it, too. And I don't live anywhere near there.

@TheBreadmonkey Love this as an example of what governments can achieve, across parties, when they think long term & not in a transactional/political way:

"The project was initiated during Gordon Brown's government, and it has taken 18 years and seven prime ministers to get to this stage."

@TheBreadmonkey This. Is. Absurdly. Coo!!

Wow. It is tempting beyond belief. I haven't had a proper vacation in more than 10 years.

Found a planner even!

https://www.nationaltrail.co.uk

Explore your National Trails

National Trails
@TheBreadmonkey @AlexanderVI I'd love to walk that! Slowly, with lots of breaks, but yeah that would be great!