aevawe have defined behavior at home
Fabian Giesen@aeva back when I was your age, compilers didn't define behavior. just vibes
@aeva see people like Tom Duff invented Duff's Device and then a bunch of neckbeards convened and asked themselves "is this something a C compiler would allow" and decided YES and that is how things worked back then
@rygorous as a straw anarchist I believe well defined behavior is inherently authoritarian and should also be abolished
Owen@aeva along the same lines I will argue back that defined behavior is ultimately at best a stochastic guarantee anyhow because every machine behaves incorrectly on a regular basis
@aeva programmer, clutching their pearls: "but my invariants!"
overclocked machine with bad memory: "haha bits go brrrr"
@aeva I have had this debate about things like 128-bit hash collisions etc. sometimes (so, by birthday paradox, ballpark 2^(-64) chance of that happening randomly).
If you have to worry about adversarial action, absolutely valid concern.
But if you worry about it happening randomly, then just, nah, there's so many sources of potential failures at much higher likelihood that the p=2^(-64) random failures, if not induced on purpose, are simply not worth worrying about
@aeva Ballpark comparison: annual odds of being struck by lightning in the US are around 2^(-20).
I realize this opens me up to a "Lightning Roy who spent his life outside and kept getting hit by lightning [1] was an outlier and should not have been counted" line of argument but still
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◄◄ ► █ ►►@StompyRobot @rygorous Read a compelling article on lightning strike survivors the other day: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/04/lightning-strike-survivors-body-mind/686057/ which had a theory in it that multiple strike victims may sometimes be exhibiting PTSD symptoms & attributing to repeat strikes. Interesting idea.
Thomas Lumley@StompyRobot @rygorous @aeva there's a New Zealand member of Parliament who has been struck by lightning three times. She doesn't approve of synthetic pharmaceuticals or believe in climate change, but that's apparently unconnected with the lightning
GLCIt seems about right (for injuries - I suppose there are a few hit who aren't actually injured). About 10% fatalities, and it seems easier to get those numbers - though presumably with more variability. 20 last year, but it seems to run more like 30.
No vaccine for it as yet but there is medical advice on prevention and treatment.
That would probably be a harsh vaccine, a little worse than the shingles one.
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manx@GyrosGeier @rygorous @aeva I am amazed how a lot of major filesystems still do not support data checksumming at all.
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