Soatok Dreamseeker
wHY ISN'T the coffee working
Mar 18 at 6:20pmWeb
Show threadKDDLBMar 18
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Show threadAnthropyMar 18
@soatok next in the news "they enshittified coffee to help stimulate the stimulant industry"
Show threadPeta  foppaMar 18
@anthropy @soatok hi there nixe pfp 
Show threadGravecat Mar 18
@soatok solution: MORE COFFEE
Show threadclang-enbyMar 18

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The compiler optimized it away

Show threadHeathen 🐈Mar 18
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Me 5 minutes after I wake up, buried under brain fog, clutching a Monster, just begging it to work quickly.
(Cat yelling at brain dot jpg) "Why isn't it working!"
Show thread知空 (Shia) Mar 18
@soatok for me, the coffee never works...
Show threadFoxarcMar 18
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Show threadRue MohrMar 18
@soatok maybe your already awake.
Show threadEVIL InderixMar 18
@soatok caffeine resistance: sworn enemy of hard working no-sleep-schedule havers
Show threadCatAClock Mar 18
@inderix @soatok gotta get the harder stuff: two coffees 
Show threadThe Orange ThemeMar 18
@soatok moar :3
Show threadVVeloxMar 19
@soatok It is working. Just thanks to to small of a int being used for the coffee counter the number has rolled over.