Interview in London. I squeezed in lift & it stopped on every floor until it was just me doing the final floors. Relieved I let out a silent but deadly fart & laughed to myself, as I exited I realised a woman behind me got both barrells. She was the interviewer. Didn't get job
@fesshole I think farting as a national pastime may be somewhat overrated.
@fesshole I don't care if this one is lies or not, it's funny!

@fesshole

Obviously fake, but really funny

@fesshole it did however lead to an inspirational post on StinkedIn
@JustBr0wzing @fesshole This comment made the original fess worthwhile.
@fesshole both… barrels…?
@h5e @fesshole
It's like that joke about "Jeff and those two assholes".