Michele Feltman Strider5d ago

"I enjoy life; I might almost say that with every year that passes I enjoy it more."

It took hours of searching Goodreads, but you finally found the perfect public-domain inspirational quote. You paste it into Google, select Chinese, and screenshot the translation. It'll make an epic tattoo. It's the perfect way to celebrate a birthday that ends in 0. Plus, it'll really show up your ex. Who's boring and predictable now? Not you. Not anymore.

You look in the mirror to decide where to get inked.

Arm
33.3%
Leg
18.5%
Chest
22.2%
Back
25.9%
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Show threadMichele Feltman Strider4d ago

You arrive early for your appointment because you are reliable. Not predictable. Dependable.

You show the tattoo artist the characters you want on your arm. She looks skeptical, but as a veteran of many spring breaks, she agrees and goes to print a stencil.

She returns with it and two other people.

"This?" A slim, colorful woman holds up the design.

You nod.

"As was foretold?" asks a dark, burly man.

"Yes." You did call ahead.

"Do you hail from the North, South, East, or West?" he asks.

North
29.2%
South
18.8%
East
22.9%
West
29.2%
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