Heliographguess who's got a new food slicing device 😋 but is now too paranoid to use because you guys said that i might impale myself with it 😆 #mandoline
@IanAMartin HAS MOVED!@Heliograph It is good you have warned people that you destroy musical stringed instruments in your kitchen.
@IanAMartin look 👇👆¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://mastodon.au/@Heliograph/116249097843925521
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@[email protected] hey i didn't write _that_ 😆 and yes a silly proposition
@Heliograph Huh. I thought I had browsed the replies already for that. Drat.
@IanAMartin hahaha don't worry it *is* a total eyesore 😆 a manual clearly not written by a nerd