HeliographMar 18
guess who's got a new food slicing device 😋 but is now too paranoid to use because you guys said that i might impale myself with it 😆 #mandoline
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never sure what to cw
Mar 18 at 7:36amWeb
Show threadGareth KitchenMar 18
@Heliograph
Nice, but make sure you always use the finger guard!
Show threadHeliographMar 18
@gruff look this is where I'm coming from 😆 I lived to see this day
Show threadArd the RichMar 18
@Heliograph crazy you are.
I never even tried playing a mandoline. But slice it?
Show threadHeliographMar 18
@ard_the_rich hey i didn't write _that_ 😆 and yes a silly proposition
Show thread@IanAMartin HAS MOVED!Mar 18
@Heliograph It is good you have warned people that you destroy musical stringed instruments in your kitchen.
Show threadHeliographMar 18
@IanAMartin look 👇👆¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ https://mastodon.au/@Heliograph/116249097843925521
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Show thread@IanAMartin HAS MOVED!Mar 18
@Heliograph Huh. I thought I had browsed the replies already for that. Drat.
Show threadHeliographMar 18
@IanAMartin hahaha don't worry it *is* a total eyesore 😆 a manual clearly not written by a nerd
Show threadwebhatMar 18
@Heliograph I love my mandolin
Show threadHeliographMar 18
@webhat what's the favourite thing you cook when you use it?
Show threadwebhatMar 18
@Heliograph sharp chef's knife
Show threadLisa 🦔Mar 18
@Heliograph ahh, a you got a finger eater! 🤭🫣
Show threadCheesenessMar 18
@Heliograph I've got one. Fastest chip cutter in the south