Heliographguess who's got a new food slicing device π but is now too paranoid to use because you guys said that i might impale myself with it π #mandoline
Gareth Kitchen@Heliograph
Nice, but make sure you always use the finger guard!
Nice, but make sure you always use the finger guard!
Ard the Rich@Heliograph crazy you are.
I never even tried playing a mandoline. But slice it?
I never even tried playing a mandoline. But slice it?
@ard_the_rich hey i didn't write _that_ π and yes a silly proposition
@IanAMartin HAS MOVED!@Heliograph It is good you have warned people that you destroy musical stringed instruments in your kitchen.
@IanAMartin look ππΒ―β \β _β (β γβ )β _β /β Β― https://mastodon.au/@Heliograph/116249097843925521
Heliograph (@[email protected])
@[email protected] hey i didn't write _that_ π and yes a silly proposition
@Heliograph Huh. I thought I had browsed the replies already for that. Drat.
@IanAMartin hahaha don't worry it *is* a total eyesore π a manual clearly not written by a nerd
webhat@Heliograph I love my mandolin
@webhat what's the favourite thing you cook when you use it?
@Heliograph sharp chef's knife
Lisa π¦@Heliograph ahh, a you got a finger eater! π€π«£
Cheeseness@Heliograph I've got one. Fastest chip cutter in the south
Judeπ΅πΈ@sister_ratched tomorrow will be the day of truth ππΉ coleslaw day
Wonderdog π³οΈβπ@sister_ratched @Heliograph Count your fingers before and after.
@caity shoosh ππ@sister_ratched
Ganga@Heliograph Don't be afraid, be careful π β
Bomkatt@Heliograph i purchase knife-resistant gloves to use with my mandolin. One of my best kitchen buys!
@bomkatt thank you just found them on the web, thanks!
@Heliograph take that, sharp blades!
@bomkatt (*or better not 
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