guess who's got a new food slicing device πŸ˜‹ but is now too paranoid to use because you guys said that i might impale myself with it πŸ˜† #mandoline
never sure what to cw
@Heliograph
Nice, but make sure you always use the finger guard!
@gruff look this is where I'm coming from πŸ˜† I lived to see this day
@Heliograph crazy you are.
I never even tried playing a mandoline. But slice it?
@ard_the_rich hey i didn't write _that_ πŸ˜† and yes a silly proposition
@Heliograph It is good you have warned people that you destroy musical stringed instruments in your kitchen.
@IanAMartin look πŸ‘‡πŸ‘†Β―β \⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ https://mastodon.au/@Heliograph/116249097843925521
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@Heliograph Huh. I thought I had browsed the replies already for that. Drat.
@IanAMartin hahaha don't worry it *is* a total eyesore πŸ˜† a manual clearly not written by a nerd
@Heliograph I love my mandolin
@webhat what's the favourite thing you cook when you use it?
@Heliograph sharp chef's knife
@Heliograph ahh, a you got a finger eater! 🀭🫣
@Heliograph I've got one. Fastest chip cutter in the south
@Heliograph Don't be afraid, be careful πŸ˜„ βœ…
@Heliograph i purchase knife-resistant gloves to use with my mandolin. One of my best kitchen buys!
@bomkatt thank you just found them on the web, thanks!
@Heliograph take that, sharp blades!
@bomkatt (*or better not  πŸ˜†)