Researchers from Cornell University have developed what they call "the Corporate Bullshit Receptivity Scale," a tool designed to measure how impressed people are by business school-style jargon that sounds strategic but says very little.

The findings, described in a recent study, suggest that employees who rate this sort of language as insightful are more likely to struggle with analytical thinking and workplace decision-making.

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/corporate_jargon_research/

#Bullshit #IntelligenceTest

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A picture of Mr Spock from Star Trek holding a “futuristic” device that could maybe be used to measure things, with the text “Sensors detect… high levels of bullshit”.

@jor It's called a 'tricorder'.