4 year old, laying his head down to sleep: “How does my body stay on me?”

Me, taken aback: “Because it's a contained system.”

“It's static?”

“Uhh. Yes, exactly.”

Where on earth did he learn "static"???

@jeremyfelt He's probably following the news about #11ty. I know you're a Wordpress man, I can only say how sorry I am for you at this time.