Before you marry a person you should first make them center a div to see who they really are.
I couldn't marry anyone who doesn't know how to quit vi without saving.
<frameset cols="*,100,*">
<frame src="left.html" name="left" />
<frame src="center.html" name="center" />
<frame src="right.html" name="right" />
</frameset>
center.html:
<div>...</div>
@fribbledom AHEM
<center><div>hello</div></center>
Now that's real marriage material!