You know how sometimes there’s little beads of hard white stuff attached to the outside of soda cans? That’s ambergris, which can be sold to perfumers and apothecaries for a princely sum
@hannah I've never seen white beads attached to soda cans. how do they form?
@hannah are you just being an internet goblin again?
@0 @hannah When a mommy whale and a daddy whale love each other very much…
@0 When the glue machine for the cardboard case box gets very very excited...
@hannah Those are the cans that were swallowed by dyspeptic whales.
@hannah When I go to the beach on summer there's sticky sand on the wet freeze cans of soda I put down. May I sell it to perfumers?