Just exploring my options here. Can anything other than beef be “corned”?
@gknauss A DOG
@chockenberry Because CHOCK LOCK is on, there are a disturbing number of ways to interpret this.
@gknauss Sure! After all, hell hath no fury like a woman corned.
@gknauss I get good results with salmon. Peppercorns and dill, obviously.
@gknauss Yes, Pork, Lamb, Chicken and Turkey!
@gknauss a burrito can. Of course, this transforms it into a dark burrito, a blight upon the taqueria.