Brought up by my widowed mum, I was 18 when I learned that men don't sit down to pee. I'd got a job as a cleaner in the pub and was confused by the urinals. The landlady was in stitches when I asked what they were.
@fesshole Your Mum's still laughing about her clean toilet all these years later.
@dshan @fesshole Fesser is likely a woman.