Cat 🐈πŸ₯— (D.Burch) β 
Qihoo 360, China's largest cybersecurity company with approximately 460 million users and a valuation of approximately $10 billion, when asked about their thoughts on #GAYINT replied:
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Mar 17 at 1:52amWeb
Show threadFritz AdalisMar 17
@catsalad
I think that's beautiful.
Show threadRobert Kist πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬Mar 17

@catsalad cybersecurity my ass. the only way you can uninstall that crap is to nuke your PC from the orbit. Then annihilate the entire planet and the solar system around it, just to be sure. And even then this Qihoo shit may survive.
Bonzi Buddy was nothing compared to that.

sorry, I still have ptsd from uninstalling this from my wife's laptop

Show threadLeelooMar 17
@kwramm @catsalad
Sounds like McAfee "Anti"-virus.
Show threadRobert Kist πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬Mar 17
@leeloo @catsalad trust me, it's waaaaay worse. It's pretty much a malicious rootkit, and I wouldn't be surprised if it also snitches to the Chinese government.
Show threadLeelooMar 17
@kwramm @catsalad
Worse than McAfee? It physically blows up the computer? Or infects the user with Covid at the same time?
Show threadRobert Kist πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬Mar 17
@leeloo @catsalad well, we still don't know where Covid really came from, other than from China, so, it's a possibility...
Show threadSu_GMar 17
@catsalad
Translated by DeepL as β€œ I can swallow glass without harming myself.”
Whatever that means in this context. πŸ€”
Show threadDavid PMar 17

@Su_G

Yeah, I'm struggling to understand. Is this translation wrong?

@catsalad

Show threadCat 🐈πŸ₯— (D.Burch) β Mar 17
@pewnack @Su_G It's crunchy!
Show threadSu_GMar 17
@catsalad @pewnack
Good response!! Because who knows (if the translation is right or wrong πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ) but it can be either or both AND *crunchy*.
Show threadOrca 🌻 | πŸŽ€ | πŸͺ | πŸ΄πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈMar 17
@pewnack @Su_G @catsalad
I can eat glass, it does not hurt me:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can_Eat_Glass
I Can Eat Glass - Wikipedia

Show threadTael πŸ”œ AC26Mar 17
@Orca @catsalad @pewnack @Su_G But has their postilion been struck by lightning?
Show threadDavid PMar 17

@Orca

My version was "I wish to marry your toilet"

@catsalad @Su_G

Show threadSu_GMar 18

@pewnack @Orca
Best translation so far πŸ₯‡

@catsalad

Show threadOrca 🌻 | πŸŽ€ | πŸͺ | πŸ΄πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈMar 17
@catsalad Cybersecurity company my ass. Qihoo 360 is a malware company that fakes a cybersecurity company.