GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. In a time where the news is what it is, The Onion is having difficulties satirizing it beyond reality. As such, they are now pivoting from America's finest news source to becoming America's finest threat intel source.

Given that both The Onion and GAYINT started as shitposts that accidentally got out of hand, this partnership only makes sense and we look forward to the resources an outfit like The Onion can provide.

When asked to comment, GAYINT CEO John Mastodon replied from his new private jet "lol. lmao even."

#GAYINT #INFOSEC #pressRelease #industryNews #1april

Hey there lovelies, it's your GAYINT Supportive Internet Auntie again!

Today is the Trans Day of Visibility, and from looking at my feed, it seems like y'all have some complicated feelings about it. Are you visible enough? Are you too visible? Does "passing" make you less trans, or less valid?

I can't answer these questions for you, darling. I wish I could. Here's what I can tell you:

I don't know precisely what you're going through. But as a cis woman who's spent lots of time in hyper-masculine environments, I've seen the power of simply visibly existing. So, for those of you who choose to be visible, remember the power that simply being seen has.

If you feel like you're not doing enough? Remember to put on your own mask first. Things are *scary* out there, and your survival is important. There is nothing wrong with doing the "safe" thing.

If you are proud of being trans, if you can't imagine life any other way, I am so happy that you find pride in your identity!

If being trans is just something you had to pass through on your way to being able to fit into your skin a little better, and you don't really feel like it's your identity? I am so glad that you found a path that worked for you!

Regardless of whether or not you feel like you're doing trans "right", the important thing I want you to know is that you are precisely as trans as you are. Nothing anyone says can change that for you.

Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Trans nonbinary people aren't confused, they know precisely who they are.

Love and virtual hugs!
#GAYINT #FURINT #TDOV #TransgenderDayofVisibility

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@gayint/116298630352384415

smh, #GAYINT selling out already. Is nothing safe from Big Furry Artists?  (the only issue I have that it doesn't actually show me the GAYINT patch on the page  )

Hey you. Yes you, beautiful. You look fabulous. But you're missing something. Patches. You need more patches. Including a GAYINT patch. And you're in luck.

You can use the code GAYINT here on orders over $10 and get 5% off plus a free GAYINT patch. But like that chaser last week, it won't last long so get them before the next nerd.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Bunalope

#GAYINT

wait a second. is this literal @gayint ?

#gayint

Are you interested in adding 829,667,502 curated IPv4 addresses to your block lists?

You're in luck.

https://intel.gayint.org/

#GAYINT #threatIntel

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@garlickles/116286233820244864

#GAYINT as prophesied.